| Aids, the Conductors. | { | A body of Express Agents, who never shook up the eggs intrusted to them (though they occasionally shook down their employers). | } | Aids, the Brakemen. |
Band.—Air: "O, I never will deceive you!"
| Flanked by the Subscribers for that "Double Harness," | { | "My friend The President," In the carriage presented to him by "the people," drawn by that "superb pair of $1500 horses" which we read of in the papers. | } | and the "mourners" who didn't obtain fat offices. |
| Motto: "I'll see you in the Fall." | { | Banners. | } | Motto: "Save me from my friends!" |
Full Band.
| Aid, Brass & Co. | { | The Hatch Grey Shanghae Express Co., with the latest news from Nantucket and "Marm Hackett's Garden." Motto: "Important, if true!" | } | Aid, The "Colonel." |
| Aid, Two Presidents. | { | Holders of Second Mortgage R.R. Bonds, 24 deep, in 2400 sections. Banner. Motto: "There's a good time coming." | } | Aid, One Treasurer. |
| Aids, 5 Regular Doctors. | { | The owner of the first "Brahma Pootra" fowls in America, with a map of India on the seat of his pantaloons. | } | Aids, Faculty of Ripum College. |
| Aid, Lucy Brick. | { | The original members of the "Women's Rights Convention." Band.—Air: "Why don't the men propose?" | } | Aid, Abby Fulsome. |