"History? All about Saul and David and Solomon and Ahab?"
"Yes, but there's other history; the history of Torribridge for instance, and of England; the History of the Armada we have just been talking about."
"Why: did you learn about those things at school?"
"Yes. I do still."
"But you don't go to school still?"
"I do."
"But you're grown up."
"Well, I go to a school for grown-ups, don't you see?"
"I've never heard of one. Where is it?"
"In an old city a long way from here called Oxford."