The Self-Made Hezekiah and His Message of Hope to This Year's Crop of Graduates, [194]
The Girl Who Took Notes and Got Wise and Then Fell Down, [203]
What They Had Laid Out for Their Vacation, [212]
The Experimental Couple and the Three Off-Shoots, [215]
The Periodical Souse, the Never-Again Feeling and the Ride On the Sprinkling Cart
Once there was an Indian who had a Way of putting on all his Feathers and breaking out of the Reservation.
For three Weeks at a Stretch he gave a Correct Imitation of the Shining Light who passes the Basket and superintends the Repairs on the Parsonage. He was entitled to a Mark of 100 for Deportment. With his Meals he drank a little Polly. After Dinner he smoked one Perfecto and then, when he had put in a frolicsome Hour or so with the North American Review, he crawled into the Hay at 9.30 P.M.