"Can't you be mistaken?"
"As sure as you sit there!" wrote Calvin Van de Lear.
"What is your inference?" wrote Duff Salter.
"Seduction!"
The two men looked at each other silently a few minutes, Duff Salter in profound astonishment, Calvin Van de Lear with an impudent smile.
"And so religious!" wrote Duff Salter.
"That is always incidental to the condition," answered Calvin.
"It must be a great blow to your affection?"
"Not at all," scrawled the minister's son. "It gives me a sure thing."
"Explain that!"