“Then, your honour, pray tell us what you remember about it—pray do I perhaps it will do me good.”
“Well then, I remember that it was a fine old city standing on a hill with a river running under it, and that it had a fine old church, one of the finest in the whole of Britain; likewise a fine old castle; and last, not least, a capital old inn, where I got a capital dinner off roast Durham beef, and a capital glass of ale, which I believe was the cause, of my being ever after fond of ale.”
“Dear me! Ah, I see your honour knows all about Durham city. And now let me ask one question. How came your honour to Durham, city and county? I don’t think your honour is a Durham man either of town or field.”
“I am not; but when I was a little boy I passed through Durham county with my mother and brother to a place called Scotland.”
“Scotland! a queer country that, your honour!”
“So it is,” said I; “a queerer country I never saw in all my life.”
“And a queer set of people, your honour.”
“So they are,” said I; “a queerer set of people than the Scotch you would scarcely see in a summer’s day.”
“The Durham folks, neither of town or field, have much reason to speak well of the Scotch, your honour.”
“I dare say not,” said I; “very few people have.”