“I say, Mr., you have not told me from what county your forefathers were.”
“From Norfolk and Cornwall counties.”
“Didn’t know there were such counties in Wales.”
“But there are in England.”
“Why, you told me you were of Welsh parents.”
“No, I didn’t. You told yourself so.”
“But how did you come to know Welsh?”
“Why, that’s my bit of a secret.”
“But you are of the United States?”
“Never knew that before.”