MAGNUS

Here before us, Judge? (Shakes hands)

MRS. FELIX (to Vanillity, shaking hands)

The chauffeur let me drive! Glorious!

FANNY (ditto)

Yes, your hands won’t be fit to be seen for a week.

JUDGE CRITTY (speaking over his shoulder while shaking hands with the women) I don’t think Professor Vanillity ever had the pleasure of meeting you, Mr. Magnus.

MAGNUS (reprovingly)

I have not had that honor. (Shakes hands) Professor—Mr. Tromper—

TROMPER (in his best middle-class behavior)