“Were I Pastor in a boarding-school,

I’d quash such books in toto;—if I couldn’t,

Let me but catch one Miss that broke my rule,

I’d flog her soundly; damme if I wouldn’t.”

William, ’tis plain, was getting in a rage;

But, Thomas dryly said,—for he was cool—

“I think no gentleman would mend the age

By flogging Ladies at a Boarding-school.”

Dick knock’d the ashes from his pipe,

And said, “Friend Will,