This Doctor Crow

Was not of Law, nor Music, nor Divinity;—

He was obstetrick;—but, the fact is,

He didn’t in Lucina’s turnpike practise;

He took bye-roads,—reducing Ladies’ shapes,

Who had secure’d themselves from leading apes,

But kept the reputation of virginity.

Crow had a roomy tenement of brick,

Enclose’d with walls, one mile from Hyde Park corner;

Fir trees, and yews, were planted round it, thick;—