Then, as the watchman bawl’d eleven,

He had one foot in bed,

More certainly than cuckolds go to Heaven.

Alas! what pity ’tis that regularity,

Like Isaac Shove’s, is such a rarity!

But there are swilling Wights, in London town,

Term’d—Jolly dogs,—Choice Spirits,—alias, Swine,

Who pour, in midnight revel, bumpers down,

Making their throats a thoroughfare for wine.

These spendthrifts, who Life’s pleasures, thus, out-run,