Gave it a jerk that almost jerk’d it down.

He waited full two minutes; no one came;

He waited full two minutes more; and then,—

Says Toby, “if he’s deaf, I’m not to blame;

I’ll pull it for the gentleman again.”

But the first peal woke Isaac in a fright,

Who, quick as lightning, popping up his head,

Sat on his head’s Antipodes, in bed,—

Pale as a parsnip,—bolt upright.

At length he, wisely, to himself did say,—