Says Shove, “I will, so help me Bob!”

“Fellow,” cried Crow, “you’re drunk with filthy beer!

A drunkard, fellow, is a brute’s next neighbour;—

But Miss Cloghorty’s time was very near,

And, I suppose, Lucretia’s now in labour.”

“Zounds!” bellows Shove, with rage and wonder wild,

“Why then, my maiden Aunt is big with child!”

Here was, at once, a sad discovery made!

Lucretia’s frolick, now, was past a joke;—

Shove tremble’d for his Fortune, Crow, his Trade,