In any person’s recollection,

Was such a couple seen,

For genuflection!

Making as great a drudgery of prayer

As humble Curates are oblige’d to do,—

Whose labour, wo the while! scarce buys them cassocks;

And, every morning, whether foul or fair,

Sir Thomas and the Dame were in their pew,

Craw-thumping, upon hassocks.

It could not otherwise befall