“What pictures of Life do the Dogmatists paint!

What a dull Dissertation comes forth from the Saint!

How they roar against Sin and contribute to drub

Every Demon from Earth, both in Pulpit and Tub;

Enjoyment how plaguily low do they rate it, 210

How rail at all Pleasure, and tell you they hate it;

As Jockeys, designing to purchase your Horse,

Will assure you no Mortal on Earth has a worse,

Display ev’ry Failing with exquisite Skill,

Yet bestride him themselves with a hearty good Will!