Well, and art thou proficient in the rules?

Art thou a pupil? Is it thy design

To make our names contemptible as thine?

‘Old Nick, a novel!’ oh! ’tis mighty well -

A fool has courage when he laughs at hell;

‘Frolic and Fun;’ the Humours of Tim Grin;’

Why, John, thou grow’st facetious in thy sin;

And what? - ‘The Archdeacon’s Charge!’ - ’tis mighty well -

If Satan publish’d, thou wouldst doubtless sell:

Jests, novels, dances, and this precious stuff