I search’d his room, and in his absence read

Books that I knew would turn a stronger head.

The works of atheists half the number made,

The rest were lives of harlots leaving trade;

Which neither man nor boy would deign to read,

If from the scandal and pollution freed:

I sometimes threaten’d, and would fairly state

My sense of things so vile and profligate;

But I’m a cit, such works are lost on me -

They’re knowledge, and (good Lord!) philosophy.”