Stifling his shame by drink, a wretch will come,

And prate your wife and daughter from the room:

In pain you hear him, and at heart despise,

Yet with heroic mind your pangs disguise;

And still in patience to the sot attend,

To show what man can bear to serve a friend.

One enters hungry - not to be denied,

And takes his place and jokes - “We’re of a side.”

Yet worse, the proser who, upon the strength

Of his one vote, has tales of three hours’ length;