These friends will smiling bring it, and the while

You silent sit, and practise for a smile.

Vain of their power, and of their value sure,

They nearly guess the tortures you endure;

Nor spare one pang - for they perceive your heart

Goes with the cause; you’d die before you’d start;

Do what they may, they’re sure you’ll not offend

Men who have pledged their honours to your friend.

Those friends indeed, who start as in a race,

May love the sport, and laugh at this disgrace;