Where vices mingle in the oddest ways,

The grossest slander and the dirtiest praise;

Flattery enough to make the vainest sick,

And clumsy stratagem, and scoundrel trick:

Nay more, your anger and contempt to cause,

These, while they fish for profit, claim applause;

Bribed, bought, and bound, they banish shame and fear;

Tell you they’re staunch, and have a soul sincere;

Then talk of honour, and, if doubt’s express’d,

Show where it lies, and smite upon the breast.