Of all his deeds - a butt for his abuse;

Soon as he enters, has the guests espied,

Drawn to the fire, and to the glass applied -

“Well, what’s the subject? - what are you about?

The news, I take it - come, I’ll help you out:” -

And then, without one answer he bestows

Freely upon us all he hears and knows;

Gives us opinions, tells us how he votes,

Recites the speeches, adds to them his notes;

And gives old ill-told tales for new-born anecdotes: