So one I took, and when we gain’d a home,

Her friend agreed - what could she more? - to come;

And when she found that I’d a widow’d bed,

Me she desired - what could I less? - to wed.

An easier case is yours: you’ve not the smart

That two fond pleaders cause in one man’s heart.

You’ve not to wait from year to year distress’d,

Before your conscience can be laid at rest;

There smiles your bride, there sprawls your new-born son,

A ring, a licence, and the thing is done.” -