’Twas soon determined - He could not descend

To pedant-laws and lectures without end;

And then the chapel - night and morn to pray,

Or mulct and threaten’d if he kept away;

No! not to be a bishop - so he swore,

And at his college he was seen no more.

His debts all paid, the father, with a sigh,

Placed him in office - “Do, my Frederick, try:

Confine thyself a few short months and then -”

He tried a fortnight, and threw down the pen.