Ye frigid tribe, on whom I wasted long

The tedious hours, and ne’er indulged in song;

Ye first seducers of my easy heart,

Who promised knowledge ye could not impart;

Ye dull deluders, truth’s destructive foes;

Ye sons of fiction, clad in stupid prose;

Ye treacherous leaders, who, yourselves in doubt,

Light up false fires, and send us far about;-

Still may yon spider round your pages spin,

Subtile and slow, her emblematic gin!