By catenation join'd each one to one;—

But a vile catchpoll dog, with cruel bite,

Like catling's cut, her strength disabled quite;

Her caterwauling pierced the heavy air,

As cataphracts their arms through legions bear;

'Tis vain! as caterpillars drag away

Their lengths, like cattle after busy day,

She ling'ring died, nor left in kit kat the

Embodyment of this catastrophe.—V. D. L.

"A play on words," said Mr. Cavil, (who happened to be our guest on this occasion), "a play on words, sir, is a pretty thing in its way; and I'm perfectly well aware that the public expect you to be jocular (as if there were nothing cheerful in seriousness). I know, too, that it's quite impossible to please everybody. But still, sir—still I think a little gravity now and then, eh?—a little gravity. I don't conceive that you give your attention sufficiently to science. Something scientific now—"