He could not think why bills were given,

Except to torture clerks—and sigh'd.

And when the flickering rushlight's flame

In darkness deep could scarce be seen,

He mutter'd forth his bottled spleen,

Unheard by aught of mortal frame.

He said, "My life is very dreary

With living in this ditch;"

He said, "I am tarnation weary,

I would that I were rich."