And your portrait's a patch, with its bright and its black,

Out-Rembrandting Rembrandt, in ludicrous woe,

Like a chimney-sweep caught in a shower of snow.

Yet nothing can keep the crowd below,

And still they mount up, stair by stair;

And every morn, by the hurry and hum,

Each seeking a prize in the lottery there,

You fancy the "last day of drawing" has come. L. B.

[All the World and his Wife must recollect that they are not figuring before a mere mortal artist with whom they may all the while laugh and chat. Here you must sit mute and motionless. You may wink; you may perhaps just put on a smile; but you must not laugh; for if you do, one half of your head will go off!]