But ah! for him no kitchen's steam up-flows;

No knives, forks, spoons, or plates, a pilèd crowd,

No dishes, glasses, salts, make music loud!

Sad sinecurists all—mouth, ears, and nose!


THE ASS ON THE LADDER.


"For lowliness is young Ambition's ladder."—Julius Cæsar.


At the end of the second volume of a Hebrew MS of the Bible, written on beautiful vellum, is the following passage, in fine large Hebrew characters:—"I, Meyer, the son of Rabbi Jacob, the scribe, have finished this book for Rabbi Abraham, the son of Rabbi Nathan, the 5052nd year (A.D. 1292); and he has bequeathed it to his children and his children's children for ever. Amen. Amen. Amen. Selah. Be strong and strengthened. May this book not be damaged, neither this day nor for ever, until the ASS ascends the LADDER." After which the accompanying rude figure is drawn.—Pettigrew's Bibliotheca Sussexiana, part I. vol. i.