For if not for you, for us 'twill be the best.
There may be, as already observed, more things between heaven and earth than were dreamt of in the philosophy of Horatio; but let the "inquiring spirit" rest assured that amongst these "things" there could not be included the Ghost of Iron Armour; and though 'tis said "there's nothing like leather," yet none of these said "things" could have been the leather of "Top-boots"—no, not even the leather of the "tops" nor the leather of the "soles" thereof.
In concluding, I will just add to this Addenda, that,—
Although I have seen, (in the "mirage," in the sky)
A ship "upside down," the great hull and big sails,
No one, has ever yet seen, such things, as the Ghosts,
Of Hats or Wigs, or of short, or long Pig-tails.
And this is the "long and the short" of my
discovery concerning ghosts,
with
a rap at the rappers.
the end.