“Tarlton, I am one of thy friends, and none of thy foes,

Then I prethee tell me how cam'st by thy flat nose:

Had I beene present at that time on those banks,

I would have laid my short sword over his long shankes.”

The undumpisher of Queen Elizabeth made this tart reply:—

“Friend or foe, if thou wilt needs know, marke me well,

With parting dogs and bears, then by the ears, this chance

fell:

But what of that? though my nose be flat, my credit for to

save,