And (“See the Conquering Hero comes!”)

General Wheeler, general dealer

In coffee, treacle, tea, tobacco, plums,

Snuff, sugar, spices, at wholesale prices,

And figs—(which, 's life!

At Fife

He sold in drums!)—

Would up and down parade us,

And cry, “Present!” and “Shoulder arms!”

When pert apprentices, God bless us!