THE GONDOLETTE
A FESTIVE PROCESSION
Meet of the Four-in-Hand Club, Hyde Park, London.
THE JOYS OF HOSPITALITY
Jenkins.—"Good heavens! Why, there's that brute Tomkins! The skunk! I wonder you can ask such a man to your house! I hope you haven't put him near me at dinner, because I shall cut him dead."
Hostess.—"Oh, it's all right. He told me all about you before you came in."
Jenkins.—"Did he? What did he say about me, the ruffian?"
Hostess.—"Oh, nothing much—merely what you've just been saying about him."