CONSOLATION
De Snookke.—"There goes Mrs. Gatherum! She never asks me to her parties! I suppose I am not swell enough!"
Sympathetic Lady-Friend.—"Oh, it can't be that! One meets the most rowdy people in London there."
CAPTAIN LELONGBOW
Captain Lelongbow (a fascinating but most inveterate romancer about his own exploits).—"Who's your favorite hero in fiction, Miss Vera?"
Miss Vera.—"You are!"
