In vain are musty morals taught in schools,
By rigid teachers, and as rigid rules,
Where virtue with a frowning aspect stands,
And frights the pupil from its rough commands
But woman——
Charming woman can true converts make,
We love the precept for the teacher's sake.
Virtue in them appears so bright, so gay,
We hear with transport, and with pride obey.
[Exeunt omnes.
THE END.

TRANSCRIBER'S NOTE

The text includes a number of words with alternate spellings orspellings no longer common. These have been retained. A singleinstance of dy'e was changed to match the otherwise usual d'ye.

The following additional changes were madeand may be identified in the body of the text by a grey dotted underline:

I ha'n't vered half my messageI ha'n't delivered half my message.
(…) tell him I am not be spoken with.(…) tell him I am not to be spoken with.