Chapter Page
IOle Skjarsen's First Touchdown[1]
IIInitiating Ole[28]
IIIWhen Greek meets Grouch[50]
IVA Funeral that Flashed in the Pan[78]
VColleges While You Wait[105]
VIThe Greek Double Cross[135]
VIITaking Pace from Father Time[169]
IXCupid—that Old College Chum[223]
XVotes from Women[253]
XISic Transit Gloria All-America[284]

ILLUSTRATIONS

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Twenty-five yards with four Muggledorfer
men hanging on his legs
[Frontispiece]
"Aye ent care to stop," he said. "Aye kent suit
you, Master Bost"
[20]
He pulled himself together and touched Ole gently[26]
There wasn't a college anywhere around us that
didn't have Ole's hoofmarks all over its pride
[33]
Martha caused some mild sensation[63]
My, but that girl was a wonder![74]
"Har's das spy!" he yelled. "Kill him, fallers;
he ban a spy!"
[120]
We spent another five minutes hoisting him aboard
a prehistoric plug
[125]
He may have been fat, but how he could run![132]
Naturally I was somewhat dazzled[147]
He was so bashful that his voice blushed when he
used it
[151]
With our colors on and four particularly wicked-looking
chair legs in our hands
[167]
Our peculiar style of pushing a football right
through the thorax of the whole middle west
[205]
"If you don't like that beanbag, eat it"[220]
He invited Miss Spencer to go street-car riding
with him
[246]
You can always spot these family friends[252]
It was a blow between the eyes[264]
"How are all the other good old chaps?" she said[270]
Why, they even made us cut chapel to go walking
with them
[280]

AT GOOD OLD SIWASH

CHAPTER I

OLE SKJARSEN'S FIRST TOUCHDOWN

Am I going to the game Saturday? Am I? Me? Am I going to eat some more food this year? Am I going to draw my pay this month? Am I going to do any more breathing after I get this lungful used up? All foolish questions, pal. Very silly conversation. Pshaw!