| Chapter | Page | |
| I | Ole Skjarsen's First Touchdown | [1] |
| II | Initiating Ole | [28] |
| III | When Greek meets Grouch | [50] |
| IV | A Funeral that Flashed in the Pan | [78] |
| V | Colleges While You Wait | [105] |
| VI | The Greek Double Cross | [135] |
| VII | Taking Pace from Father Time | [169] |
| IX | Cupid—that Old College Chum | [223] |
| X | Votes from Women | [253] |
| XI | Sic Transit Gloria All-America | [284] |
ILLUSTRATIONS
| Page | |
| Twenty-five yards with four Muggledorfer men hanging on his legs | [Frontispiece] |
| "Aye ent care to stop," he said. "Aye kent suit you, Master Bost" | [20] |
| He pulled himself together and touched Ole gently | [26] |
| There wasn't a college anywhere around us that didn't have Ole's hoofmarks all over its pride | [33] |
| Martha caused some mild sensation | [63] |
| My, but that girl was a wonder! | [74] |
| "Har's das spy!" he yelled. "Kill him, fallers; he ban a spy!" | [120] |
| We spent another five minutes hoisting him aboard a prehistoric plug | [125] |
| He may have been fat, but how he could run! | [132] |
| Naturally I was somewhat dazzled | [147] |
| He was so bashful that his voice blushed when he used it | [151] |
| With our colors on and four particularly wicked-looking chair legs in our hands | [167] |
| Our peculiar style of pushing a football right through the thorax of the whole middle west | [205] |
| "If you don't like that beanbag, eat it" | [220] |
| He invited Miss Spencer to go street-car riding with him | [246] |
| You can always spot these family friends | [252] |
| It was a blow between the eyes | [264] |
| "How are all the other good old chaps?" she said | [270] |
| Why, they even made us cut chapel to go walking with them | [280] |
AT GOOD OLD SIWASH
CHAPTER I
OLE SKJARSEN'S FIRST TOUCHDOWN
Am I going to the game Saturday? Am I? Me? Am I going to eat some more food this year? Am I going to draw my pay this month? Am I going to do any more breathing after I get this lungful used up? All foolish questions, pal. Very silly conversation. Pshaw!