Gent.: I beg your pardon; I fancy you must be well acquainted with that play?
Clown (turning over leaves of book casually): Oh! yes. I know it very well.
Gent.: Well, if you do not know it well, I should like to know who does?
Clown (handing back book): I do not quite follow you?
Gent.: I should have thought you knew it backwards.
Clown: That I certainly do not.
Gent.: You've heard it often enough?
Clown: One cannot help that. It is on all the street bands.
Gent.: And seen it too?
Clown: No; I am going to see it next Wednesday.