I never attempt poetry unless my soul is stirred with deep emotions.

Eight verses were wrenched out of me, when a smudge of smoke was visible on the horizon, and the bets were ninety to one that a German cruiser had sighted us.

The first two verses of that poem went:

Your scribe he is a soldier nit,

Nor used to war's alarms;

He never died, or bled, or fit,

Save bugs upon his farms.

And when at last he went to war

On a big P. & O.,

He went to war, just only for