That George M. Cohan and Irving Berlin can only play the piano with one finger.
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That farmers always go into gold mine swindles because of the magnificently embossed stock certificates.
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That the Germans eat six regular meals a day, and between times stave off their appetite with numerous Schweitzer cheese sandwiches, blutwurst and beer.
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That David Belasco teaches his actresses how to express emotion by knocking them down and pulling them around the stage by the hair.
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That only Americans travel in the first class carriages of foreign railway trains, and that fashionable Englishmen always travel third class.