That no well-bred person ever chews gum.

§471

That all actors sleep till noon, and spend the afternoon calling on women.

§472

That the men who make sauerkraut press it into barrels by jumping on it with their bare feet.

§473

That the moment a nigger gets eight dollars, he goes to a dentist and has one of his front teeth filled with gold.

§474

That one never sees a Frenchman drunk, all the souses whom one sees in Paris being Americans.

§475