That if a woman about to become a mother plays the piano every day, her baby will be born a Victor Herbert.
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That all excursion boats are so old that if they ran into a drifting beer-keg they would sink.
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That a doctor knows so much about women that he can no longer fall in love with one of them.
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That when one takes one's best girl to see the monkeys in the zoo, the monkeys invariably do something that is very embarrassing.
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That firemen, awakened suddenly in the middle of the night, go to fires in their stocking feet.