That a young girl ought to devote herself sedulously to her piano lessons since, when she is married, her playing will be a great comfort to her husband.

§26

That all theater box-office employés are very impolite and hate to sell a prospective patron a ticket.

§27

That all great men have illegible signatures.

§28

That all iron-moulders and steam-fitters, back in the days of freedom, used to get drunk every Saturday night.

§29

That if a man takes a cold bath regularly every morning of his life he will never be ill.

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