That every coloured cook has a lover who never works, and that she feeds him by stealing the best part of every dish she cooks.
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That George Bernard Shaw doesn't really believe anything he writes.
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That the music of Richard Wagner is all played fortissimo, and by cornets.
§53
That the Masonic order goes back to the days of King Solomon.
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That swearing is forbidden by the Bible.