That when a man embarks in a canoe with a girl, the chances are two to one that the girl will move around when the boat is in mid-stream and upset it.
§101
That German babies are brought up on beer in place of milk.
§102
That a man with two shots of cocaine in him could lick Jack Dempsey.
§103
That fully one half the repertoire of physical ailments is due to uric acid.
§104
That a woman, when buying a cravat for a man, always picks out one of green and purple with red polka-dots.