That they don't make any pianos today as good as the old square ones.
§191
That a man who habitually clears his throat before he speaks is generally a self-important hypocrite and a bluffer.
§192
That Maurice Maeterlinck, the Belgian Dr. Frank Crane, leads a monastic life.
§193
That whenever a vaudeville comedian quotes a familiar commercial slogan, such as "His Master's Voice," or "Eventually, why not now?", he is paid $50 a performance for doing so.
§194
That all Asiatic idols have large precious rubies in their foreheads.