That a college sophomore is always a complete ignoramus.
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That rubbers in wet weather are a preventive of colds.
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That if one eats oysters in a month not containing an "r," one is certain to get ptomaine poisoning.
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That a woman with a 7½-C foot always tries to squeeze it into a 4½-A shoe.
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That no shop girl ever reads anything but Laura Jean Libbey and the cheap sex magazines.