That newspaper reporters hear, every day, a great many thumping scandals that they fail to print, and that they refrain through considerations of honour.
§276
That the young East Side fellow who plays violin solos at the moving-picture theatre around the corner is so talented that, if he had the money to go to Europe to study, he would be a rival to Kreisler within three years.
§277
That Paderewski, during the piano-playing days, wore a wig, and was actually as bald as a coot.
§278
That lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
§279
That when a doctor finds there is nothing the matter with a man who has come to consult him, he never frankly tells the man there's nothing wrong with him, but always gives him bread pills.