That, until the time of American intervention, the people of the Philippines were all cannibals, and displayed the heads of their fallen enemies on poles in front of their houses.
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That whenever a crowd of boys goes camping in summer two or three of them are drowned, and the rest come home suffering from poison ivy.
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That whenever a will case gets into the courts, the lawyers gobble all the money, and the heirs come out penniless.
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That every female moving-picture star carries on an intrigue with her leading man, and will marry him as soon as he can get rid of his poor first wife, who took in washing in order to pay for his education in the art of acting.
§304
That all theatrical managers are Jews, and that most of them can scarcely speak English.