That a soft speaking voice is the invariable mark of a well-bred man.
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That the persons who most vociferously applaud the playing of "Dixie" in restaurants are all Northerners who have never been further South than Allentown, Pa.
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That the larger the dog, the safer he is for children.
§333
That Catholic priests never solicit money from their parishioners, but merely assess them so much a head, and make them pay up instantly.
§334
That nine times in ten when one is in pain, and a doctor assures one that he is squirting morphine into one's arm, what he is really squirting in is only warm water.