That a couple of quinine pills, with a chaser of rye whiskey, will cure a cold.
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That all Congressmen who voted for Prohibition are secret lushers and have heavy stocks of all sorts of liquors in their cellars.
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That a certain Exalted Personage in Washington is a gay dog with the ladies and used to cut up with a stock company actress.
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That all the best cooks are men.
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That all Japanese butlers are lieutenants in the Japanese Navy and that they read and copy all letters received by the folks they work for.