That the object of the players, in college football, is to gouge out one another's eyes and pull off one another's ears.
§406
That the sort of woman who carries around a Pomeranian dog, if she should ever have a child inadvertently, would give the midwife $500 to make away with it.
§407
That a woman likes to go to a bargain sale, fight her way to the counter, and have pins stuck into her and her feet mashed by other women.
§408
That, if one swallows an ounce of olive oil before going to a banquet, one will not get drunk.
§409
That a mud-turtle is so tenacious of life that if one cuts off his head a new one will grow in its place.