SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS
An anarchist threw a bomb at the equipage of a king, and missed him.
A dancer threw a kiss to his box....
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RESPECT
The mistress of the man on trial for bigamy was in tears.
"What is it, dear?" the man asked of her, tenderly.
The woman's frame shook under her sobs. "You don't respect me," she wailed. "Because if you did, you'd marry me."